Every move, every hour, every day

The State will ask tens of thousands of Britons to keep a ‘time diary’ to record what they do every hour of every day in an effort to put together some sort of Happiness Index.

Do you have a pet?
If so, what is it?
Do you walk your dog?
Do you cycle to work?
How much tv do you watch?
How many hours do you sleep?
Do you eat regularly?
What do you eat?
Do you enjoy music?
If not, why not?
Do you shop at supermarkets?
Are you regular in your habits?
When do you do these things?
What are you thinking now?

The idiot policy-wank from Oxford University who devised the survey said:

‘Our individual states of happiness, or unhappiness, our states of well- or ill-being, are collectively the appropriate basis for the selection of the future course of public policy.’

I’d tell you what I’m thinking but the blog would be removed under the Obscenities Act. Just ffffffoff and LEAVE US ALONE YOU MORONIC B@ST@RDS.




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